A fork of Rural Dictionary
The 'Golden Rule' = it's not gay if it's in a 3-way. This rule dates back to Ancient Greece. Legendary cynic, Tortuga, has argued it could possibly be gay if the 3-way consists of three males (zero females). According to early prophets, the gender of the participants plays no role in the gayness of a 3-way. Therefore, any form of a 3-way is never gay. The Golden Rule is valued by many as the most important rule in human history.
"OMG I made out with Eddy last night!"- Michael "Well, was it in a 3-way?"- Paul "Ya, so?" - Michael "Then it's not gay bro, that's the Golden Rule" - Paul
When a Eugene reaches into his backpack to grab his firearm, it is time to run and find safety. (Usually it is a school being shot up)
"Knowing the golden rule when I saw Eugene reach for his backpack, I got up from my desk and ran. "When I saw Eugene grab his backpack, I remembered the Golden Rule and got the fuck out of there."
When engaging in a threesome that involves two guys and one girl, the golden rule states that it's not gay. It's not gay when its in a three-way
Girl: I'll only take both of you Josh: No way, that's gay! Andy: Don't forget the golden rule bro! it's not gay when it's in a three-way, its ok when it's in a three-way, with a honey in the middle and some leeway, it's not gay when it's in a three-way.
It's not gay when it's in a 3-way. Not to be confused with the ethnic of reciprocity.
the lonely island song about the Golden Rule
"Do unto others, then run like hell."
Live your life by the golden rule (as long as you're not caught by the police)
Whatever happens isn't gay if it's part of a three way.
Bob and I were tag teaming Suzie last night. Just as I was about to nut, my dick slipped out of her cooch and landed in Bob's mouth. It was cool, it was part of a three way so the golden rule applies.
If two men are invited to have sex with the same woman at the same time, it isn't gay if it is in a three way.
She said, 'I know most guys won't freak together,' but she forgot about the golden rule.