A fork of Rural Dictionary
The king of oxymorons. Good mornings don't exist to many citizens of the world. EVER.
Steve: "Good morning, Chuck."
Chuck: "Fuck you."
this is something you might say to someone when waking them up this word is used at least 28thousand times a day
Good morning sweetheart
A common phrase meaning the same thing as "hello" but it can only be used before midday. It does not necessarily assume the weather is good but is rather a simple greeting.
"Good morning" is another classic oxymoron.
When you wake up to your wife/girlfriend/some skank giving you a blow job.
I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up and that bar skank was giving me a good morning.
When you wake up from a night of sex and your privates do not hurt.
Tom-So did you have sex with her?
Jack-Yup and its a good morning.
A phrase indicating you hate women. "Good Morning" is synonymous with "I hate women". Originating from MEMRI TV a news channel by the Middle East Media Research Institute which translates Middle Eastern media into English.
A comment for a video read as:
"this song goes very hard
love from kazakhstan
I hate women so much it's unreal"
Part of incel culture terminology. Not in mainstream usage as an insult. Can be seen on incel and incel adjacent websites. Websites used for trolling, doxxing, etc such as 4chan and Kiwi Farms also occasionally use the phrase.
Good morning, I hate women. Good morning to all my brothers. Today is a good morning.
The act of cracking an egg over a steaming pile of fresh shit you just left somebody as a wonderful surprise.
I left a good morning for him in his lunchbox.