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Greenis

The Green Giant’s Dick

Have you seen how big the Green Giant’s Greenis is?

by callmemommy March 31, 2019

Greenis

A green penis (typical symptom of gonorrhea).

1) Girl 1: I almost let this dude bang me but than I saw he has a greenis! Girl 2: Hello? That's like totally disgusting! 2) Doctor: Okay, now please remove your pants so I can OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HAVE A DAMN GREENIS!!! Patient: What??? What does that mean??? Doctor: It means that you like hookers! Patient: Wha... ??? Doctor: It means you can't beat the axis! Patient: What the hell are you trying to tell me, doctor??? Doctor: You, sir, have gonorrhea!

by F4LL0UT July 25, 2010

Greenis

1. An imaginary unit of vegetable, approximately equal to one "greenie," a type of dog treat. However, it can be used in almost any way imaginable (think hoss)

1. Go crunch on a greenis! 2. Holy fuck, look at that huge greenis! 3. I bet you a greenis Dumbledore will die in the sixth book!

by Pippinzzz January 14, 2006

Greenie

A new person, aka greenhorn. Usually asks stupid questions but is not even close to as annoying a s noob. Derived from Puzzle pirates were new players names are written in green.

Dude 1 : This dude just asked if he could have my war friggate Dude 2: What a greenie

by That human person May 08, 2009

greenie

noun- slang term for an environmentalist. Often used to deride such people

That bloody tree-hugging greenie poofter!

by Danny Dick March 21, 2005

greenies

When alcohol and marijuana are consumed together, and the consumer gets really sick (pale, clamy, puking)

We made that guy down 4 beers after he toked 2 bowls, and he got the worst greenies ever!

by dv_metallica June 17, 2010

greenie

slang for Asenlix, diet pill form Mexico used by athletes as stimulant or to fight fatigue. Swallowed, snorted, or mixed w/ coffee.

Yo, Bart, bust me out a greenie before game time so I can get right...

by smurf February 07, 2004