A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity. 2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain. 3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.
BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!! That's an ugly garden gnome!
A little kid who has no balls and sound like it taking up the ass. and thinks they are the shit at video games.
Little Kid. Garden Gnome.
You look like a garden gnome you sexy ass person
If someone is being a bitch call them a frocking garden gnome you little shit
A small human being that hides in alleyway trashcans and come out to jump average-height people. Usually hides in packs.
Keno:"watch out bruv, this is gnome turf" Ryan:"didnt you dad die to garden gnomes?"
What dumb Lance Corporals call Gunnery Sergeants when they are too drunk to realize that they can't say "Gunnery Sergeant"
Gysgt: What the Fuck were you thinking Martin! Lcpl: I wasn't thinking, Garden Gnome... Gysgt: Did you just call me a FUCKING GARDEN GNOME?!?!
Some random dude from the FNG Discord Server who begged me to make a definition of him.
"I would like one for me" -garden gnome, July 11th 2021