Country Dictionary

Garren - is a name for a person who is great in all different ways. Also can feel for people who are having a tough time in there love life.

"Garren, thanks for the help. You are now my best friend!"

Hawaiian slang, short for "guarantee".

Person 1: Waves are pretty big today on the eastside, we go beach?? Person 2: Garrens brah. Person 1: Shoots.

Has a really big and black and feathery cock. Takes roids and has no hoes.

Don’t talk to him he’s Garren.

He has a 12 inch Dick and gets Hella hoes

That man is a true garren

He is literally my hubby.

Bro you know Garren Cade Shlong. Yeah he's soooo hot.

He has a 12 inch Dick and gets Hella hoes

That man is a true garren

Garrens BallBarrens is the act of titty fucking a girl upside down while your balls are in her mouth. Her mouth should be filled half way with lukewarm water and while you are titty fucking her she gargles the water with the balls in her mouth giving the sensation of a ballcuzy(a jaccuzi for your balls).

"Yo man i was trying to get this chick to give me a Garrens BallBarrens last night but my water heater was broken" "Hey can I use your microwave?" "Yea sure why? "I gotta heat up some water. Im trying to give this girl a Garrens BallBarrens bruh." "Garrens BallBarrens"