A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hall of Fame baseball pitcher (inducted in 1991) who won 314 games and pitched for 8 teams, chiefly with the San Francisco Giants. He is best known for throwing spitballs, an illegal pitch doctored with foreign substances.
I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping. - Gaylord Perry
When a girl spits on your balls and rubs it around.
My girl was slobbing my junk great, and then she pulled a Gaylord Perry on me for a change of pace.
A term of endearment but with a homophobic nature.
What you been up to, Gaylord Perry?