A fork of Rural Dictionary
The highly distinctive helmet used by Germany during WWII. Worn by both Wehrmacht and SS units throughout the war. Even today, the site of one of these pieces of pressed steel can cause piss to run down the legs of Pollacks and Frenchmen everywhere.
I wore my german helmet whilst stealing potatoes from the Irish.
a) Head of a circumcised penis and a helmet that was used by Germans, especially the Nazi SS in 1939-1945
Then Jimmy said to himself, "i love my german helmet" the Nazis are also known for their german helmets
A (very) loose vagina placed over ones head and face. Is dangerous and not always possible and can cause suffocation.
Douche: I swear that b**** gave me a German helmet Johnny: You lie.
When two erect males smack penis heads together till one person quiets. When involving more than two people may escalate to German Helmet War
Hey Max, wanna have a German Helmet Fight after wrestling practice today?
Similar to a mushroom stamp, it's the act of smacking someone so hard with the head of your penis, that it leaves a red mark in the shape of a German helmet.
After she blew me, I gave her a German helmet print.