A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dad : Imma get some milk! Mom: Okay! 13 years later and your sad still hasn’t come back
Something you usually hear from your dad before he leaves you and comes back after you’ve become a famous football player
*child is born* Dad: Sees child Dad: Alright hun, you stay here while I go get some milk from the store Dad: Sprints out of hospital and flies out of state
Phrase Means fuck my dick Means boobs/dick/pussy cums
Gets some milk and FUCK ME Means get some milk and fuck me till u see that milk again
The last thing you wanna hear from your dad.
Son, im gonna get some milk. Kid: NO, NO, NOOOOO
When your dad says he's going to get the milk, there's a 99.99999% he's never coming back.
-OMG! My dad is so cool! - I think your dad went to get some milk...
What you say when someone gets burned. Like how you drink milk after eating something spicy.
YO mama! Oooohhhhhhh, get em some milk!!