A fork of Rural Dictionary
Tom said he was getting laid at a party, and by that, i mean sex, in a vagina, not just a blow job or a hand job
what we live for but never achieve
john:dude im getting laid tonight mike:you lucky bastard
"Getting laid" is a less crass version of "getting fucked". Therefore, the expression lends itself to being used in limericks and other types of poems, such as the one below...
There once was a girl from Belgrade. She was hot like a Soviet grenade. She knocked on my door, Lied down on the floor, And said: it shall be my wish to get laid.
the first thing an egg does
"How do you expect me to get hard so fast?" the egg asked the boiling water. "I just got laid a minute ago."