A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dad:Ok, Ill get the Milk! *Dad Proceeds to leave the house* 1 year later Son:Where the Fuck is my Dad?
What your dad says when he leaves the house. He's actually going to Las Vegas and his new supermodel wife is "showing him where the milk is."
Bye, I'm going to get the milk!
Dad : Imma get some milk! Mom: Okay! 13 years later and your sad still hasn’t come back
When ur dad has sadly disappeared
"Yo weres your dad? " "ahhhh hes gone to get the milk bro"
The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.
Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk! Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH! Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!
Something you usually hear from your dad before he leaves you and comes back after you’ve become a famous football player
*child is born* Dad: Sees child Dad: Alright hun, you stay here while I go get some milk from the store Dad: Sprints out of hospital and flies out of state
Phrase Means fuck my dick Means boobs/dick/pussy cums
Gets some milk and FUCK ME Means get some milk and fuck me till u see that milk again