A fork of Rural Dictionary
Giraffe pussy - a heightened state of highness. Being REALLY high or stoned
Last night I was higher then Giraffe Pussy and I ended up shitting myself.
A very tall woman and/or also used as a figure of speech, saying that something is very high up there.
"Man, when I hit that joint, I was higher than giraffe pussy."
When you’re extremely baked on marijuana
Me: Bro you feelin alright? That was a pretty big hit off the bong.
Friend: Bro I’m High as Giraffe Pussy
expression of an objects value vs real worth, object is not as valuble as someone is trying to make it out to be.
did you see the price on that t-shirt?" "It is as high as giraffe pussy, there's no way I'm paying that
Sometimes abbreviated as "high as G.P.", this phrase can be used in general to describe anything that is very tall or high-positioned (physically). It is sometimes also used figuratively when describing being "high" (under the influence of a substance, i.e. marijuana).
Man, I'm not getting up on that ladder. That thing is as high as G.P.
Dude, how much of that sh*t did you smoke. **I don't know man, but I'm higher than giraffe pussy...**
Achieved when one smokes so much chronic that they are as high as the ureteral vicinity of the Giraffa camelopardalis.
"Shit mein, I blazed so much dro, I was higher than giraffe pussy yesterday!"