A fork of Rural Dictionary
a silly little smiley face!
species: giggler, enphoso, and gleegus.
look at that glaggle! so joyous.
glaggles are 2 smiley faces. 1 named giggler and the other one named enphoso. It’s somewhat located in a theme park named glaggleland. and some glaggleland massacre happened. it’s a trend for no absolute reason and it’s mostly on tiktok. why do people like a goddamm trend about fucking smiley faces all of a sudden?
a word that is formed when the brain cannot decide whether to say glasses or goggles. Also a name for prescription goggles such as the type worn in sports.
Theresa: I need to wear goggles for lacrosse but I can't see anything without my glasses.
Kate: why dont you ask your mom to take you to the eye doctor to get some glaggles?
Theresa: good idea!
~and~
Taylor: The warm air in here is making my glaggles fog up
Zach: don't you mean your goggles?
Taylor: Yeah, but 'glasses' was the first word to jump into my head, then goggles, so they got slurred together
A device used to enphoso the Thorn Glognuts, the pastries eaten at Glaggleland.
The Glaggle Enphosogarger
glaggles
a word that is formed when the brain cannot decide whether to say glasses or goggles. Also a name for prescription goggles such as the type worn in sports.
Theresa: I need to wear goggles for lacrosse but I can't see anything without my glasses.
Kate: why dont you ask your mom to take you to the eye doctor to get some glaggles?
Theresa: good idea!
~and~
Taylor: The warm air in here is making my glaggles fog up
Zach: don't you mean your goggles?
Taylor: Yeah, but 'glasses' was the first word to jump into my head, then goggles, so they got slurred together