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Glasgow kiss

A headbutt

“Do yue want to get a Glasgow kiss, *tsk* da fuac I ain’t uglahy ! you are fouckin uglahy€!”

by Hshdbfhfnfbbfby February 03, 2019

Glasgow kiss

Glasgwegien slang for headbutt

Ahm gonna gee yeh a glesga kiss

by David McQuillan March 28, 2003

Glasgow kiss

a vicious headbutt (is there another kind?)

Zinedine Zidane showed his displeasure with Materazzi's comments by giving him a Glasgow kiss, drawing a red card from the 2006 FIFA World Cup Final.

by Lillian Thuram July 10, 2006

glasgow kiss

A headbutt. Within Glasgow itself the term 'Gorbals kiss' is often used, referring to the most dangerous area of Glasgow. It is hypothesised that within Gorbals it is known as a Crown Street kiss; and on Crown Street it is called a Number 73 kiss; and at Number 73 it is known as Steve's kiss. Steve, however, calls it whatever the fuck he wants to.

Love ain't like the movies it blisters and bruises and knocks you about with its fists It Leaves you a wreckage all postaged and packaged and sealed with a Glasgow kiss - Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss, Carter USM.

by J. Z. Knuckles June 24, 2006

Glasgow Kiss

A Head Butt aimed purely at the lips, causing them to Split open, Swell and or bleed. The Glasgow kiss was founded in the UK and is still used today as a surprise attack as the faces come together when trying to intimidate one another; this is usually when it’s the most opportune time to strike.

“Do you know what a Glasgow Kiss is?” BAM!!! “Now Ya Do!”

by Cockais April 19, 2010

Glasgow Kiss

A Headbutt that knocks someone out. The headbutt is much used as a method of attack in Glasgow pubs on a friday night- hence the name The Glasgow Kiss.

Drunkard in a fight: "Say that once more mate and you'll be getting the Glasgow Kiss"

by Regis from Bognor February 14, 2006

Glasgow Kiss

To headbutt someone

"Yeah, i so gave her a "Glasgow Kiss""

by durpyderpadurpd December 30, 2011