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Glizzy gobbler

Someone who deep throats hot dogs like it’s their grandmas clit

“Hey wanna see me gobble down this glizzy?” Said aazian

“Fuck no glizzy gobblers are for sus boys” said Brandon

by That man James July 29, 2020

Glizzy gobbler

A person who dominates hot dogs while eating, they eat hotdogs or eat them in a particularly aggressive way

Damnnnn Omar, you are the real definition of a glizzy gobbler after demolishing that hotdog!

by Gibber December 29, 2020

Glizzy Gobbler

A person who completely dominates hotdogs during consumption.

"Did you see that guy eat that hotdog? He's a real glizzy gobbler."

by GetAwayNick July 07, 2020

glizzy gobbler

hot dog deep throat

"Man, James' really eating that glizzy like a glizzy gobbler!"

by Glizzinator July 08, 2020

Glizzy Gobbler

Someone who ismad sus” while consuming a glizzy.

Dude...Jake keeps shoving those hot dogs down his throat, he’s a god damn glizzy gobbler.

by xi Jinping July 29, 2020

Glizzy Gobbler

someone who eats dick

Tim: shes a hoe
john: a Glizzy gobbler

by thebetterbozo November 09, 2021

Glizzy Gobbler

Somebody that absolutely destroys glizzys. They can swallow 5 glizzys/hotdogs at once. They have infinite power.

Me: I hope I can acquire the power of a glizzy gobbler one day

by Lukep123 August 24, 2020