A fork of Rural Dictionary
-A hobbit of a President residing on the Philippines. -She betrayed previous President ERAP and became President. -On the reelection she ran against FPJ (bestfriend of ERAP, also the Action King Actor in the Phil) and won though most people think she cheated her little ass. -Talks like a snake. -Greets Manny Pacquiao everytime with a LIVE telecast (it has to be LIVE, for her PR). -Greedier than pResident Evil MARCOS (waaay to greedy). -Attention grabber. -Even tells the Media she has Diarrhea... DIARRHEA!
It's Gloria Macapagal Arroyo's fault. Blame GMA!