Country Dictionary

A term describing a Cornish patriot

Alreet me ansum, i'll c'ya dreckly, proper job, I heard ee's a bit ov'a an gof - matter do 'ee ?

the act of watching sports games on some sort of portable device, while sitting in an academic class

While in Genetics class, Matthew and Thomas were goffing on the computer to NCAA March Maddness.

a term used by many bloggers to talk about JK Rowling's fourth harry Potter book, Goblet of Fire.

me: OMG I just read GOF last night, isn't it the best book ever? Person:IKR?!?!?!

Good ol' friend

"That guy layin over there in the sun, tryin to catch the heat, thats mah GOF" - Cole Sprouse

When one suppresses a laugh at someones stupidity, usually resulting in a weird disgusted sound. Sometimes it sounds like one is hacking up phlegm.

Chloe: "I feel so smart today :D" Saxton: "-GOFF- I mean uh yeah, you're always smart." Chloe: "Are you goffing at me?"

The Almighty. One who smites bitches.

We pray to thee, holy Jebus and Almighty Gof, that you VANQUISH my enemies.

1. owned or screwed 2. when a post/thread gets edited or deleted 3. Goff is a moderator at Spawn forums

"You got goffed!!!" "The thread was goffed because someone posted pr0n"