Country Dictionary

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Goat nuts

What tards call each other for sport.

"He called me fucking goat nuts!"

by squirrel March 17, 2004

Goat Nuts

Really saggy balls, like a goat. My friend's scumbag ex husband has them and now its part of our vocab.

My boys are hangin' so low, I've got goat nuts.

by Jen December 17, 2004

Old Goat Nuts

An affectionate and debatably romantic name for your husband of many years when you are hoping to initiate sex.

After lunch let’s go take a little nap, my dearest Old Goat Nuts!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 01, 2020

Billy Goat Nut Tap

When one gets stricken in the genitals with such force causing them to make the noise of a billy goat.

Damn Joey, that was one hell of a Billy Goat Nut Tap!

by Nut Shot February 04, 2014