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Going to the toilet

Code for the person you hate going to the school toilets and masturbating.

"Where's Jimmy?" "He's going to the toilet." "Oh, you mean to masturbate"

by SlavicLegs June 24, 2020

to go toilet

Any receptical that can be used to capture human waste whilst on "the go"

I gotta scrub out my car man, I hit the curb this morning on the way to work and spilled a to go toilet

by BathroomSniper January 18, 2017

Go clean toilet

Expression: A phrase used in multiplayer first person shooter games, to exclaim and project someone, most likely another player, as being terrible at the game. It is used to project that the player who is terrible, may be better at cleaning toilet bowls, since it is usually looked down upon, hence making it clear that the player have came to the lowest of lows. Could be used as satire insult. Distant relative of the famous expression "git gud".

Dude you are actually really bad you are so bad haha go clean toilet haha one kill.

by ccphater10 September 29, 2021

Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 09, 2024

I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 08, 2024

I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 09, 2024

go down the toilet

be completely lost or wasted; fail utterly.

"they didn't want to see their investment go down the toilet"

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024