Country Dictionary

The ultimate swamp ass and taint rash relieving powder

That brisk cold wind that hits your face on the first day of the winter season is like the first time you throw some gold bond on your balls

A foot powder that can also be used to blow clouds from your ass

The man put gold bond on his ass to get rid of duck butter but then had an ass Queef And the cloud was made

Vagisil, but for men.

Gold Bond is God's gift to man.

a golden breathmint for your balls

i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts

A wondrous substance used primarily for testicular stimulation despite the purpose printed on the bottle (it's just a cover-up).

Do you wanna throw on some gold bond? It feels like a thousand angels blowing on your balls.

When 2 homosexual men pour powder on their junks and rub them together.

Lance said to Stephan, "I want to certify our love with some Gold Bonding."

When 2 gay men pour powder on their junk and rub them together.

Lance and Stephan were not ashamed when caught gold bonding.