A fork of Rural Dictionary
When Person A urinates onto or into the anus of Person B
Cara - "Last night Johnny pissed all over my bum hole" debbie - "So he gave you a golden ring?"
when instead of wiping your ass after you shit, you just bend your soft cock back and piss it clean
steve walks into motel room with old southern motel owner old skinny southern guy in overalls- this is the room, only 30 bucks for the night steve- not bad but theres no toilet paper old skinny southern guy- not a problem steve- so youll get more old skinny southern guy- no need for all that city witchery, just giv er a good ol golden ring wash steve- wtf is that? when you piss the shit off your ass? old skinny southern guy- yep steve- o.. thats actualy a good idea and helps protect the ozone
Golden Ring Middle School is a shitty middle school in the Rosedale area in Baltimore County, Maryland. It’s full of ghetto, and ratchet kids. If you attended there you were either a show off or the kid who got picked on by everyone else. The teachers there aren’t any better and there’s a fight every week.
You go to Golden Ring Middle School? I feel bad for you
Term used to define when a baseball player hits into four double-plays in the same game.
Golden cock ring? That's worse than the Golden Sombrero.
A game for those who are brave enough to lick the Sterling Heights Art Installation. A.k.a. The Golden Butthole
Example: I bet John $40 dollars that he wouldn't "tongue punch the golden ring" last night and that crazy son of a bitch actually did it!