A fork of Rural Dictionary
Yo, have you been playing gorilla tag lately?
Yes, how did you know
Your arm is broken
A game of where every middle schooler and kids below 12 meet up. if you have long arms, prepare to get mass reported because you don't have the physical body of a 11 year old child.
I play GORILLA TAG. I'm a 12 year old kid who didn't hit his growth spurt!
the best and worst game to ever be made good fun game cool mechanics toddlers screaming racial slurs what's not to love
Yo bro I just got called a nigger by a 7 year old in Gorilla Tag
A game what causes deaths , holes and crying children.
"You dude you been playing gorilla tag?"
"Yeah look inside my room you can see it."
A game played by 9 year olds that get NO bitches
Girl:Do you play Gorilla tag Boy:Yes Girl: Get some bitches
Gorilla tag: Reject humanity go back to monke.
A VR infection tag game where you break shit constantly
Gorilla Tag
Mother: *Busts down door* "WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
You: "SORRY MOM I'M MONKEY SIMULATOR!!!"
Mother: "Take that thing off!!! Look at what you've done!!!"
Lamp BROKEN, Chair UPSIDE DOWN, HOLES in wall, Controllers SCRATCHED, Monitor SPLIT IN HALF, Keycaps EVERYWHERE