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Granny Panties

Any type of unerware that is not a thong or g-string, cheaky panties. Granny Panties are bikini's, briefs, hipsters, rio briefs, Any kind of underware that will leave panty lines.

"Did you get those granny panties out of your moms drawer? No one wears full back granny panties anymore except for old people."

by FU_CKobama187 June 17, 2009

granny panties

1)A term to describe the kind of women's underpants that are considered "uncool" if you're under the age of 60, or something. In this aspect they are similar to tightie whities for boys. Granny pants are usually high cut, with a highly elastic waistband that will come up to at least your belly button. They may also come in floral patterns, pink patterns, or other "old lady" looking styles- just like any other type of underwear, actually, anything's possible stylewise. People who wear granny underwear usually wear it because A) their mom bought it for them B) they don't like thongs or bikini cuts C) they're playing some kind of sport (oh, c'mon, you don't seriously think that all female athletes wear thongs, do you? Most "sporty" girls underpants are NOT thongs or really low cut.) D) they just like them and don't care what others think. Also called grannie panties, granny underwear, etc.

Locker room: -"Ew, you wear granny panties?" -"Yeah, that's right, I do. Get over it. At least they don't go up my a** like thongs."

by andriod5 January 13, 2006

granny panties

A pair of underwear which are usually A) larger than the woman who wears them. B) Very stretchy and elastic. C) The best pair of undies you'll ever wear. Most people frown upon them because, as we all know, the smaller your undies are, the cooler you are. But in terms of comfort and practicality they beat thongs by a mile or more.

I wear granny panties because I'd rather have baggy undies than a string in my ass.

by Misfit Toy November 04, 2007

granny panties

A term describing underwear for women that sadly might include anything that covers the butt nowadays. Only associated with old ladies or young women considered "losers", which is ridiculous because they look cute on young women, and are 10 times more comfy than a stupid thong which is a constant wedgie. No matter what you say, it's just underwear so do whatever the hell you want to do.

A tool: Ew since you're a young woman who wears granny panties that are comfortable and don't go up your ass you are a loser! Young woman: Whatever, if you are that pathetic and shallow enough to judge me by the type of underwear I wear, you should seriously be an hero.

by dkarmiesssy May 04, 2011

granny panties

Large, often frilly underpants still rocked by the aging beauties of the Greatest Generation. When worn properly, they hold in a woman's paunch, helping to streamline the figure (and, by that measure, to accentuate the bosom). However, due to changing fashions, including the popularization of midriff exposure and post-sexual revolution distaste for too many strappy accoutrements, such as garters and slips, granny panties have stopped being associated with classy babes, and are now usually only associated with gross old ladies.

"Ok, I think you can take the curlers out now. How are those granny panties fitting?" "Um, you know I love you and everything, but why is it your fantasy to dress me up like your grandma?" "Ew, no! You're supposed to be Lauren Bacall in 'To Have and Have Not'!"

by dimplodocus September 18, 2007

Grannie Panties

Female underwear that is oversized, loose, and/or 1930's underwear, much like the tighty whities for the guys. i is unattractive and not cool

Alisha's ass looks funny in those Grannie Panties

by Tim V. October 29, 2007

granny panties

1.) Underwear women wear because they have no sex lives or hags. 2.) Underwear your mother bought you. 3.) What normal women are forced to wear when all the other panties haven't been washed yet.

Oh God! I forgot I was wearing damn granny panties! Shit, now I can't get drunk and strip!

by MissyLalalala June 25, 2005