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Grease trap

An insult, mainly towards a fat or obese person, male or female, who refuses to do anything about their wieght and just keeps on eating fatty and greasy foods, and they frequently use excuses that such as "I will always be that way" or "God made me this way". Other grease traps wallow in their own misery at the fact that they are so fat and sit in front of the T.V. eating a bag of Doritos and drinking a mcDonalds milkshake while watching Maury or Oprah when they could be working out instead of eating so much grease. This is why they are called grease traps, because they are aware of the problem, and will not make healthy chioces in order to change the situation.

Girl #1: Oh that Tim guy eats way too much greasy foods. The sad thing is that he refuses to do a thing about it. He just keeps eating and eating.

Girl #2: He has become such a grease trap.

Girl #1: Yeah tell me about it. The fryers at McDonalds has less grease in their traps then he does.

by ~BluntBitch~ July 23, 2008

grease trap

A neighbourhood or place where greasy and ratchet people all converge. Crack heads, drunken teenagers, drag racers, and kids who linger around the McDicks that is open until midnight or later. Be wary when entering one of these. You may accidentally get sucked into its wormhole of greasiness.

Example #1

Boy: I hate Lynn Valley.

Girl: I love that grease trap #YOLOSWERVE.

Example #2

Girl: Doin' lines at Stacy's.

Boy: No! You can't do lines at that grease trap! Nobody has a hundie there!

by Mama B April 15, 2014

Grease Trap

When a over weight male can only have sex doggy style and has to put his stomach on the partners lower back. The sweat and grease build up between the two is known as the grease trap.

Kyle placed his stomach og sarahs lower back then when he was done he licked the grease trap.

by Boxsmasher111 September 14, 2011

Grease Trap

The often smelly crease of skin linking the ballsack or labia to the thigh.

Man, I went down on this girl last night and her Grease Trap smelled like McDonald's!

by GingerKill September 05, 2008

mcdonalds grease trap

Two or more morbidly obese people pressing their anal sphincters together so hard that they cannot shart

Today, I witnessed two people performing a McDonalds grease trap.

by Mr.Boxi3 November 10, 2015

Get Down on the Grease Trap

1. Doing something with enthusiasm
2. Psyching yourself up for an unpleasant chore

Despite the hot weather, they managed to get down on the greasetrap and clean out the storage facilities.

by Sarah Templin June 23, 2005