A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you and a friend try to hook up with some chicks but one of them is really ugly, he'll be the grenade launcher and take the "grenade" so you can have a good time.
Me: dude, check out those girls Friend: ewww, look at her friend. Looks like her face was hit by a bus... Me: yea but the other one is fine. Be my grenade launcher.
The fatter and uglier friend of a grenade. Often brought along to make the grenade feel that she is not the ugliest girl at a party. The main purposes of the grenade launcher is to cockblock, instill fear, provide backup in a fight and to purposely rile up the grenade into exploding the chances of sex for everybody. Popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.
Its bad enough that this cutie brought a grenade with her, but this chick also brought a god damn grenade launcher as well. I personally try to avoid grenade launchers, at all cost. Not worth getting my GTL on for. At all.
The token ugly friend of the hott girl at a bar who also happens to be morbidly obese (Also see grenade). Not only is the girl horrifically ugly but is also unfortunatly whale like and may even charge at random pretty girls like a Hippo. As popularized by the the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.
Dude I cant get with this hott girl because of that repulsivce grenade launcher in the way.
A Bro's girlfriend who pushes her ugly friends on the Bro's Bro.
Bro: Yo you wanna hangout with my girl and her friend tonight? Other Bro: I don't know Bro is your girl a grenade launcher?
A woman who births ugly daughters. Popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.
Donald says to Matt.."Damn that Michelle is ugly!!" Matt says..."So is all of Michelle's sisters. Michelle's mother is obviously a grenade launcher"
when youre with your boys and the only way for everyone to get some is for you to hook up with the fat bitch you must the dive on the genade taking one for the team
brett is the designated grenade laucncher
a piece of weaponery used in the process of launching grenades.
Daddy, may i PLEASE have a grenade launcher for Christmas??