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Gretchen Wieners

Yes, Regina No, Regina Every waking hour I spend making sure Regina George can stay in power If Regina is the sun Then I'm a disco ball 'Cause I'm just as bright and fun If you've had alcohol I rip your secrets out of you And bring them to my master Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster Disaster! Regina is the queen But I'm the head of worker bees I am seated at her right hand Like a Jewish Princess Jesus Tries to make "fetch" happen

That's Gretchen Wieners She knows everything about everybody That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets

by Scorpio_trashpanda666 July 03, 2019

Gretchen Wieners

The fetchest in the land, even if other's don't think fetch will happen.

Gretchen Wieners: "That is so fetch!" Regina: "Gretchen! Stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!"

by FetchinGretchen June 10, 2023