Country Dictionary

The physical manifestation of grody behaviours: grime, dirt, filth, grit, mould etc.

After two days in the same socks, Tim's feet were covered in a thick layer of grode, particularly in between his toes.

when something is both grodie/gross and corroded.

don't eat that, it's all groded.

A small, skinny penis.

Girl: "Omg so I was blowing Gregg the other day and..."

Boy : "Okay, you blow a dude every week what's so special about this?"

Girl: "He had the smallest grode I've ever fuckin seen! I made him pull his fly up once I saw that."

Boy: "Not surprised...he always seemed like he was insecure about something..."

A male who goes four months without washing his pants.

Grode 1: Hey Grode, what's that in your pocket?
Grode 2: A reciept for Madden 2004.
Grode 1: You mean you haven't washed those pants since you bought Madden?
Grode 2: Yep
Grode 1: Massive.

A synonym for gross and disgusting but with an added flair that emphasizes the ewness to a particular subject.

Also may be refered to a person who is less than attractive.

"Ewww... spiders are grodee."

"That chick is grodee and stinky."

Gross and silly. Not to be confused with grodly.

That pussy stank, but more importantly, that was some grodely pussy.

A male between 15 and 40 whose life revolves around beer, cigarettes, wings, sports predominantly football and baseball, and having random sex with women whom you would never date, and use the word "massive" in every other sentence.

Grode 1: "I can't wait to grow my moustache and start chewing tobacco for the next softball season"
Grode 2: "That is why we call you grode leader"