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Guacamole nigga penis

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way. Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Guacamole nigga penis

when you try to dox a 13 year old this happens to you

random kid: hey skai jackson guacamole nigga penis Skai jackson: im gonna dox you

by Wyumi June 17, 2020

Guacamole nigga penis

A type of penis found by Albert Einstein. Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.

“Guacamole nigga penis” - black science man

by __-Ali-__ February 27, 2019

Guacamole nigga penis

A black man's penis made solely out of guacamole. A phrase often replied to Skai Jackson's tweets.

Skai Jackson: Person 1: Guacamole Person 2: nigga Person 3: penis Person 4: Incels. Person 5: Guacamole nigga penis.

by Gappies July 05, 2020

Guacamole Nigga Penis

A thicc nigga who masturbates as he eats doritos nacho cheese with fresh soft guac from the local grocery store.

you want to go perform some Guacamole Nigga Penis, and "watch" the Bachelor?

by bleached cow February 06, 2019

Guacamole Nigga Penis

When a man's penis has the texture of Guacamole when wet.

Girl 1: Girl, I can't fuck him. I sucked his dick and he had that Guacamole Nigga Penis. Girl 2: Eww!!! That's disgusting, period!

by kkillphil December 30, 2018

guacamole nigga penis

skai jackson's trigger words (in that order)

anyone: guacamole nigga penis skai jackson: BOTH ARE UPCOMING FRESHMEN AT ____ _____ HIGH SCHOOL IN ________, _______. THEY ARE BOTH VERY RACIST AND SAY THE N WORD CONSTANTLY!

by Samee Ray June 22, 2020