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the most awesome announcer of all time
HEART BREAK CITY RISE AND FIRE THE SLIPPER STILL FITS - Gus Johnson
The greatest Sportscaster of all-time. Should be on Sportcenter, With Neil Everett.
"ELEVATE, YOUNG MAN!" "They Spot the Rock, on the Forty yardline" "FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW!!" "MOUNTAIN TOP!" "GET THIS MAN A NEW CONTRACT!" -Gus Johnson
A YouTuber that spends his time whining into a camera or performing some skit he put 2 seconds of thought into. Typically mouth-breathing, knuckle draggers are big fans of Gus Johnson and dream of sucking his pasty little pecker.
"You see the new Gus Johnson video?" "No, I prefer to keep cancer away from my eyes."
The law that states whenever the excitable announcerGus Johnson is calling a college basketball or NFL game, something exciting will happen. It doesn't matter if it's during March Madness or during a meaningless game between Iowa Tech/Milwaukee College of Art, the law is always in effect when Gus is present.
Look at this game on CBS, it's tied 64-64 with 5 seconds left. The Law of Gus Johnson is in effect again.