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halitosis

When your mouth and asshole smell the same.

by J. Michael Reiter August 15, 2003

Halitosis

Stank-ass breath that makes you want to die. Commonly found in old people (particularly professors who drink too much coffee) and college students who don't brush their teeth and are prone to sucking too much cock.

Lordy, Bobby's halitosis was worse than usual today. He must've rolled straight in from that trick of his.

by CalvinistHobbs December 11, 2010

halitosis

You know when you fart and it clears an entire room, well imagine that being condensed into someone’s mouth. That is the smell of halitosis.

Philips, your breath reeks, you have halitosis

by concerned peer May 21, 2003

halitosis

Stank nasty mouth-funk

Yo halitosis so bad folk look forward to yo farts

by murcury June 05, 2003

Halitosis

Nasty breath that could knock a buzzard of a shit wagon.

My Boss has chronic halitosis. It stinks like your washroom does when you take a massive dump and then get your first look at it. In his case it is incurable.

by Maxwell Smartie June 28, 2009

Halitosis

You know when you walk by the sewer and the most foul smell imaginable hits you? Now imagine someone's breath smelling like that. We call that halitosis, or otherwise known as yuckmouth. But have no fear! Halitosis can be cured by some good tooth paste and mouthwash.

When my aunt leaned in to talk to me, I nearly died because she has a terrible case of halitosis.

by SaltySusan May 04, 2021

halitosis

Disgusting breath that people always seem to have when they lean in really close and tell a secret.

"I was going to kiss him, but he had some nasty-smelling halitosis."

by Hannah August 13, 2003