A fork of Rural Dictionary
1- If your a gay or a lesbian, then get a guy or girl and have sex with them. 2- If your striaght, then get a guy or a girl and have sex with them. 3- If your bisexual, then give your guy or girl, if you have one, one hell of a time. Hell, even give them a three some. If your single then first get a guy or a girl, or both, and hook-up. I'm not implying that you can't get a love. I just mean that you should find someone before you have sex with them. Only if you really trust them. Remember, don't go out with pigs! If you know what I mean.
HOW TO FUCK EXAMPLES: (Note: The word fuck is used constantly.) 1a- "Dude, I totally had fun fucking Sam last night." 1b- "Oh My God! I loved it when Jenny and I fucked!" 2a- Dude 1: "Dude, your sister was a fun girl to fuck with! Dude 2: "What! You Fucked my Sister?!" 2b- Girl 1: "Oh God! I loved it when he fucked me last night! I just hope my bro. doesn't find out!" Girl 2: "He'll find out that you got fucked! I mean they're the best of friends! He'll kill him, for fucking you! 3a- Lover 1: "That was great!" Lover 2: "I know. I just wish that we didn't have to stop fucking." 3b- Dude 1: "Last was awesome dude." Dude 2: "What did you do?" Dude 1: "I hooked up with a girl and..." Dude 3: "You fucked?" Dude 1: "Don't interrupt. I fucked a threesome." Dude 2&3: "I hate you."
A question regarding the physical and mental wellbeing of the late tech tycoon and Microsoft founder Steve Jobs.
Person A: "They always ask who the fuck is Steve Jobs, never how the fuck is Steve Jobs..." Person B: "Well how is Steve Jobs" Person A: "He's fuckin' dead dude" Person B: "Oh wow what did he died of" Person A: "Ligma" Person B: "Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?" Person A: "Ligma balls" and the cycle continues... Steve Jobs cannot get a day of goddamn rest can he "How the fuck is Steve Jobs?" is not a hard question to ask guys
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When a "dumb ass motha fucka" makes a remark generally disagrred upon by the whole group is told not only to shut the fuck up. But also is informed that the malarky that crossed his lips was gay and "how fucking embarrasing". Coined by the Mean family although many tr to steal rights fortheir own they can go suck a fatty. Thug Life Bitch.
Josh: Dezis tits are eqaul to that of a no slope. AJ: She is IHOP Jordan: Reminds me off Little House on The Prairie Adam: yeah shes gay Josh: ...... how fucking embarrasing stfu.
The term used in frustration when trying to get legitimate Urban Words In To The Dictionary
I just tried to add a local Urban Slang for the word "Gee Mail", mail that's meaningless to everyone BUT the sender, BUT: "How The Fuck Does ANYTHING Get Posted In Urban Dictionary?"