A fork of Rural Dictionary
A unneutered male dog greeting his owner at the front door.
When I came in the door last night, Humpty humped me, that silly nut!
Verse from the best song ever, Deepthroat by Cupcakke... you should watch it
Hump me fuck me. Daddy better make me choke.
WHEN YOUR SO READY FOR BUTTSEX BUT SHE JUST WANTS U TO HUMP HER WHILE SHE MOANS
OH BABY HUMP ME SO HARD ILL EVEN MOAN WHILE I SUCK YOUR DICK
A relationship that usually lasts less than a week, purely for the sole purpose of having sex. Supposed to be a play on words of the nursery rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty'.
Omg Sally, I think Tom pulled a hump me dump me on me last night.
WHERE YOU CUM IN HER SO MUCH SHE CALLS YOU A CUNT FUCKER
OH DADDY YOU ARE MAKING MY CUNT LEAK WITH YOUR CUM YOU SEXY CUNT FUCK OH YEA HUMP ME HARDER DADDY