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hurp

A hiccup and a burp at the same time.

Sorry I just hurped. That was me, not a frog dying.

by Ae5Ea8 February 14, 2015

hurps

Hiccup burps, some people when they hiccups, burp instead of hick-uping. Combining the two you get 'the hurps', the hurps often causes pain in the throatmuscles.

Dude1: Man i got the hurps so bad Dude2: You got herpes? Dude1: Hiccup burps, not herpes you deadshit

by Centerlink April 30, 2011

hurp

the result of a hiccup/burp combo.

Yo son, I drank that natty ice so quickly I hurped like 10 times.

by P Thuggy January 18, 2008

hurp

the proper reaction to a completely unfunny joke.

"Hey guys, when you're driving, you better be CAR-ful."
"Hurp!"

by HurpMaster October 31, 2011

hurp

The act of hiccuping while talking, resulting in an embarrasing attempt to hold it inside your chest, though that never works and you are left with a strange 'Hu-URP' noise.

"Jane, I like your-Hurp!"

by Emma Wilson June 21, 2005

Hurp a Durp

An expression most likely originating from the series South Park. The expression was used for expressing, through terms, either an obvious observation or a stupid phrase.

The term is also interchangable with similar terms such as: durp durp, hurp-a-durp durp, and da durp durp.

Situation "Stupid"
Person 1: "Dan thought that Iraq meant a woman's chest."

Person 2: "Hurp a durp."

Situation "Obvious"
Person 1: "Who's Madonna?"

Person 2: "Hurp a durp!"

by SkavenKnight July 10, 2010

Hurp-A-Durp

Something someone says during a stupid or obvious joke, OR, Something someone says to indicate that the person they are talking to is a retard.

Retard: Err... Is that chair got seatbelts?

Normal man: Hurp-a-Durp. Get in the car.

by RyanLeroy June 23, 2010