A fork of Rural Dictionary
"they" used to tell children that masturbating would result in a variety of physical maladies, including hairy palms.
If you masturbate, you'll get hairy palms.
...Your typing with them....you make me sick!
Stop jerking off you'll end up with hairy palms.
masturbating, or used to describe a very sexy woman
ducked home for a shower and a hairy palm.
look at that! she's the fuckin hairy palm....
a bloke who chats up random girls but only gets as far as their phone numbers before they realise he's a complete twat and only talk to him out of sympathy.
This guy is probabally a virgin in his very late teens lying about the many girls he's bedded. yet thinks he's the hot shit!
The give away is the fact he acts like a complete virgin and will also have made up an unbelievable senario of loosing his virginity at a ridiculously young age with some one many years older!
that mouthy saddo, he is a hairy Palm delusionalist