A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who is exceptional at taking time off work, without anyone noticing. This person has minimal work ethics, and usually comes in late, has long lunches and leaves early - making up silly excuses.
Andy: I am rolling out at 4.15 today. Fuck that 5 O clock shit. Roscoe: Damn, how come? Andy: Haircut. Ill do that shit on work time. Roscoe: Damn Andy, you got in at 10, had a 3 hour lunch and leaving at 4.15! Your the Half Day King! Andy: Word, yo.