A fork of Rural Dictionary
A #Hoagie or #Submarine Sandwich minus the delicious bread and Rolled in Tasteless Lettuce. Not a sandwich at all. A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich. A #Lettuce Wrap
Customer: "Hi college dropout... can I get the Number 1 as a Lettuce Wrap?" Sandwich Artist: "Oh you mean the Handheld Meat Salad." I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.