A fork of Rural Dictionary
A head-job is a quickie jack-off that a guy does when he stands at a urinal and jacks off.
Sometimes, between classes, I just have to give myself a head-job!
the reason a guy would fadunk(see fadunk)a slut(see slut)
this girl gave me a head job last night and i got kinky and fadunked her
for a hairdresser to preform a service.
'I have 15 minutes till my next head job, better oil my sissors'
A pair of pig tales on a girls head, giving you handles to hold onto while recieving a blow job.
Oh that was the best head job ive ever got, she had head job handles and i could just skull fucker her at my control!
is said when u want to fuck a woman who is so fucking ugly but has a fine body, i.e huge chebs nice pun, and lovely legs that you would love to be between!
dude 1:oh dude she has got huge chebs
dude 2:and her legs r fukin stunning
dude 1:its a shame she is so fucking ugly
random dude: defo bag over the head job!!
A blow job from conjoined twins
Man, I think the last thing on my bucket list is to get a two headed blow job from those conjoined twins up the road. Then my life is complete