A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of exposing the male genitalia after lifting the scrotum over the entire penis towards the stomach. This forms a half globe of hairy scrotum skin, affectionately known as The Hemisphere.
I discovered the Hemisphere the other day while washing my under-scrotum in the shower.
I heard my roommate about to come into the room, so I got a nice hemisphere ready for him. Turns out it was his girlfriend, instead. My bad.
The Hemisphere is a personal favorite. When no one's looking, prepare it quickly, and they'll have a pleasant surprise waiting for them when they notice.
v., lesbian slang, to engage in a rather lofty boobjob
Patricia, darling, I will hemisphere you within an inch of your life. Prepare yourself.
"Dude, have you seen Alison's northern hemisphere?"
Someone who keeps residences in multiple hemispheres.
"I wish I could afford to be bi-hemispheral so as to avoid winter altogether".
A place of abnormal blue color, black holes, and emptiness. It is located in a reigon of space.
Person 1: That guy is dumb.
Person 2: His head is as empty as the Qauzam Hemisphere
A rear end that is so defined that it resembles a hemisphere (half of a sphere). Also acceptable is the term "Hemisphere Butt"
Person #1: Dude check out the girl in the yoga pants!
Person #2: Oh yeah man! Awesome hemisphere rear!
The debilitation of your sense of direction as a result of too much international travel.
Steve got lost again; all that travel last year has given him a severe case of hemispheric displacia