Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

hemorroid

That thing that slipped out of Shane Dawson’s pants in his recent Instagram photo.

“Did you hear? Shane Dawson’s hemorroid pad slipped out of his pants and paparazzi caught it on video.”

by Assthetic November 23, 2018

hemorroids

can i get a rock on 4 rroids?!?

by Anonymous August 11, 2003

Hemorroid Prime

Hahaha, this is pretty funny. I love Nintendo, but wasn't really a big fan of Prime. Fusion ruled though.

by Simon October 11, 2003

pokes my hemorroids!

The direct opposite of rocks my socks.

'Avril Lavigne, Jamster and the New Mini all poke my hemorroids.'

by Stephen W. Thomas June 30, 2005