A fork of Rural Dictionary
The inventor of the modern production line. Imagine the look on his face when he realised how efficient his new process was and the impact it would have on 20th century industry. Similar to a cum face.
Two guys watching porn- "Wow, he's ramming her so hard she's bound to cum soon" "Check that bitch out, she's Henry Fording"
1) Founder of the popular line of poorly made cars and trucks. 2) Nazi sympathizer.
Employee: Hey there Mr. Ford, whats up with all of the "HEIL DER FUHRER" screaming and the waving of the hand up and down? Ford: GET BACK TO WORK DER JEW!
This school is ass. Everybody’s racist and these bitches don’t know how to take a fuckin compliment.
Person: “what school do you go to?” Me: “Henry Ford II High School bro. This school so terrible”
When you become a Ford enthusiast, each Ford product you buy gradually increases the size of your lymph nodes, until every single lymph node becomes the size of a grapefruit. There is currently no known chemotherapy for Henry Ford Lymphoma, but buying a more reliable car like a Toyota can lead to remission.
"I'm about to buy my 17th F-350 Powerstroke after the engines keep blowing up and now all of my lymph nodes are the size of grapefruits!" "You my friend now have Henry Ford Lymphoma."
The police car made by the starvative abusive genocidal predatory pedofiles he destroys the children's live of their customers
If I don't get recognition by Henry Ford because of gangland madd I'm shooting everyone on shift at ford, I've got 1,000,000 rounds and a m11a2