A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hershey squirt is when you go number 3 and it is basically liquid
yo dude I just got some Hershey squirts up here I feel bad for the next person who walks in there.
When you are taking a shit and its runny and your shit has the color of a hershey's bar
rob: tf is that smell? landon: I just had a hershey squirts in the bathroom
A particularly pernicious, nasty, form of diahhroea in which the victim feels the need to pass gas, but instead liquid shit comes squirting out resulting in a very unpleasant shitting of one's pants, often in a public or otherwise unforgiving location, far from a shithouse.
Damn, I thought I was just gonna fart, but had the Hershey Squirts and wound up shitting myself right there in the mall.
What happens when you think you was gunna fart but, shit yourself so hard you stop walking
Dude,I was talking to Kelsie and needed to fart but I just completely got the Hershey squirts on full blast
When you have to take a shit and all that comes out is a loud fart and a spray of shit. (Just compare to the Hershey syrup bottle when it's on it's last squirt).
Bro I had the hershey squirts today, as soon as I sat on the toilet, it started squirtin' out.
the runs, diahrea, chocolate volcano, etc. when your shit is hella runny and it comes out with a great explosion of warm shitty goodness.
"I don't feel so good...I have Hershey's squirts"
(n), to defecate in one's pants, usually under accidental circumstances in which one had intended to expel flatulence. (v), to experience a hershey squirt.
Larry tried to fart, but instead, had a hershey squirt in his boxer shorts and had to go home to change his clothes.