A fork of Rural Dictionary
A back up method used by (R) Governors to see ones girlfriend/mistress when you are told "no" with your first choice. A "plan B" when honesty just screws things up, interferes with the plans. A getaway that is meant to be "without contact"
"Honey, would you mind if I go to Argentina and screw my girlfriend?" Her response: "No way are you going to see your little slut!" "Honey what I meant to say is I need some alone time to fix this marriage I think I'll go {"Hiking the Appalachian trail!"} "I won't bring my phone so I won't be distracted from my marriage saving thoughts."
Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)
"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering." "Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail." "Oh. Got it."
To be unfaithful to one's partner e.g. in an extramarital affair. Named after South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who was said to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, when actually he was visiting his mistress in Argentina.
"My husband has a lot of "meetings" and "conferences" to attend to lately. I think he might be hiking the Appalachian trail."
Euphemism for preforming oral sex on a woman. Specifically to lick from the bottom of a woman's labia upwards towards her clitoris.
Mark went 'Hiking the Appalachian Trail' much to the delight of his mistress.
To have a sexual encounter or affair, named after the infamous disappearance of South Carolina Governor Sanford, originally thought to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, but was having an extra marital affair in Argentina.
I wanted to Hike the Appalachian Trail in the back seat of my dad's Lincon after prom, but my date wasn't drunk enough.
v. To carry on an extramarital affair.
Governor Sanford can't meet with you today; he's "hiking the Appalachian Trail."