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The process of having common sense knocked into you by Christopher Hitchens
Person 1: Dude did you see that debate between Christopher Hitchens and Pat Robertson on YouTube?
Person 2: Ye Dude and at 3:45 Pat totally got Hitch Slapped!
When a person overwhelmingly loses a debate with Christopher Hitchens. Most of the people Hitchens has debated with wind up Hitch-Slapped within a few minutes.
The Pope: Sex is meant for procreation, not for pleasure. Condoms are sinful and prevent the potential development of human life.
Christopher Hitchens: Your opposition to condom use has led to the spread of HIV/AIDS, hunger, poverty, and countless other miseries throughout the Third World!
Mediator: Your holiness, it looks like you've been Hitch-slapped.
To lightly smack someone across the face in admonishing manner for doing something lame, reminiscent of Will Smith slapping Kevin James in the Movie "Hitch".
He got in my car with a lit cigarette, but after I Hitch-Bitch slapped him, he put it out.