A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is when something is everything you've always wanted and you wont stop looking for it.
Craig Skinner is my holy grail.
The cup which Jesus supposedly drank from at the last supper. Monty Python was once sent on a quest to find and retrieve it. They never completed this quest.
BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid. BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your name? LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot. BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest? LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail. BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite color? LAUNCELOT: Blue. BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go. LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
the completion of the following sex acts during one day between a committed couple: handjob/fingering anal sex oral sex intercourse its purpose to promote wholesomeness through varied expressions of intimacy between two persons
Gabrielle: wanna Holy Grail this weekend? Mark: oh yes, that sounds wonderful. we do have some weekend plans, though. Gabrielle: yeah, true, we'll have to work those plans around Holy Grailing. Mark: we always do!
A Version of the Slovakian Traffic Cone (STC) in which before the mixture is “pooped” the person with the laxatives (the “vessel” in this specific case) is blessed by a priest, bishop, archbishop, cardinal, pope, pastor, monk, nun, or deacon.
“I need a priest to do a Holy Grail.”
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Dude, i found the holy grail. Your telling me you found a South Korean mommy milker milf whos DTF and doesn't want anything serious.
The Holy Grail, also seen in the movie, Indiana Jones and the last crusade. Near the end of the movie while lost inside a maze from hell inside a mountain, at the core of the underground lair we find a room full of cups, some beautiful some not so great. Nonetheless, one of them is the grail. He who drinks from the correct Cup (Grail), will have ever lasting life! Although, he who drinks from the wrong cup will shrivel into a really tacky looking skeleton, and then be blown away by some random wind no one knows's where it came from but, regardless it is there temporarily. The following example is not from the afforementioned movie though, it is from the Monty Python movie... my fav part :
When trying to find the Holy Grail, the quest was abruptly stopped at the bridge to oblivion! What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow in spring? Well I dont know that !!!! GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHwwww........