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Homo Erectus

The most powerful spell that Harry Potter can ever cast. This will cause the victim to be erectified by homos. Please use this with caution

Harry Potter casted “Homo Erectus” on his foe, then his foe wanted to smash

by IHasPotatoAim July 30, 2018

Homo Erectus

The name given to a person who gets hard ons (willingly or unwillingly) over another person of the same gender. Also the predecessor to modern man. Eg) A not so distant cousin of the cave-man.

The term originated in 18th century mongolia where native tribes referred to the pandas who would go on to destroy all erectile functions of their future children and thus destroy all chances of survival.

Others claim that the phrase was coined when Arturo Lupoli used it to describe the actions of team-mate Kerry Gilbert after a fifth round Carling Cup tie in 2005.

Finally it is argued that the phrase simply refers to the act of wanking vigourously in the toilets of the Oriental Buffet in Alperton.

Yo homie, i think nick is a bit of a Homo Erectus, specially after seeing him eyeing up dat foo over der called John.

Mother? There is no other.

Homo Erectus

An obviously sexually aroused or extremely horny male, especially a sexually aroused or extremely horny gay male.

"Calm down, homo erectus! We've got a wedding to go to and no time even for a quickie!"

by ODSnatcher May 23, 2014

Homo Erectus

1. Some early human group with ape like heads and used fire, stone tools, and very likely could speak.

They are NOT Neanderthals, even though they had the eyebrow ridge and bigger jaws thing going on.

1. These Homo Erectus humans might've interbred with early Homo Sapiens, and they lasted for a million years.

by happyatcommonsense December 04, 2017

Homo Erectus

Homo Faggot

Homo Erectus

by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf April 06, 2019

Homo Erectus

One of the earliest homo erectus found was a man...

Hughe G. Rection

by purrdykittykat August 27, 2003