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Homo erectus

The gayest name for primitive human being ever made. Seriously, homo erectus? Come on!

1) homo erectus is the gayest name ever
2)I know, who doesn't think it's gay?
3) Me!
Silent
2)(gunshot to 3)
1)(curb stomp to 3) fuck you!

by Gdbni November 08, 2011

Homo erectus

Homo erectus, also known as the Neanderthal tribe, coexisted with the Cromagnon tribe (which became modern man) for quite some time. Later, when Cromagnon found out that Neanderthal was Homo erectus, Cromagnon, being very bigoted in those days, wiped out Neanderthal, or, at least, that is the majority opinion.

A minority opinion is that some men of the Neanderthal tribe married women of the Cromagnon tribe so as to blend in, while hiding their true nature as Homo erectus. Maybe they closed their eyes and/or turned off the lights, and imagined they were having sex with other Homo erectus, no one knows for sure. According to this opinion, the Homo erectus still live among us as a genetic variation even within otherwise Cromagnon families. Sometimes Homo erectus will even marry each other, but, like most hybrids, they are unable to reproduce with each other, making them dependant upon Cromagnon in order to have natural children.

by Hansel VanEnema January 24, 2007

Homo erectus

When straight guys get erections after looking at other guys.

I got a homo erectus after looking at John!

by Guy Ragetobia March 10, 2015

Homo erectus

French for a gay man’s penis
Homo erectus (meaning 'upright man') were a species of archaic humans from the Pleistocene, earliest occurrence about 2 mya. They are proposed to be the direct ancestors to several human species, such as H. heidelbergensis, H. antecessor, Neanderthals, Denisovans, and modern humans.34 As a chronospecies, the time of its disappearance is thus a matter of contention or even convention. There are also several proposed subspecies with varying levels of recognition.

Wow that’s a huge homo erectus

by Cum bare fly March 20, 2020

homo erectus

An ancient species of primitive man who habitually walked about with huge boners, and had just one thing on their minds.

The homo erectus species faded out of existence fairly quickly due to their inherent failure in finding very many willing females to procreate their species. And you can't exactly blame the ladies, really --- after all, how many gals would wanna even *get near* a hulking hairy dude with a disgustingly-obvious and perpetually rock-hard schlong, let alone spread their legs for him??? I mean, seriously --- a lascivious stud should at least take the time to get to know a human heifer a little bit first, rather than just giving her a huge eager stupid "Gimme s'mass, baby!" grin and attempting to jump her bones the moment he first sets eyes on her!

by QuacksO December 30, 2017

homo erectus

huh huh.

homo erectus is a predecessor of modern humans. Members of this species had tools made of hard wood. They stored them inside orifices. And they spent most of their time impaling things with their long rods.

They used to grunt a lot, especially while impaling things. They drew graffiti on cave walls showing them trying to mount and stick their poles in horses and other animals.

homo erectus is a very cool name for cavemen (and women?).

by Andy April 27, 2004

Homo Erectus

The most powerful spell that Harry Potter can ever cast. This will cause the victim to be erectified by homos. Please use this with caution

Harry Potter casted “Homo Erectus” on his foe, then his foe wanted to smash

by IHasPotatoAim July 30, 2018