A fork of Rural Dictionary
To obliterate a guitar (acoustic or electric) over the top of someones skull.
A rabid fan hit me in the face with a beer bottle during one of my shows so I invited him onstage and Honkey Tonked the shit out of him.
Redneck slang for going to the bar and having a good time.
"We'll go honkey tonking 'round this town" -Hank Williams Sr.
Redneck country slang for a dive bar. Ussually has saw dust on the floor, rebel flags, and big pickup trucks out front.
I was drinkin and dancin at the honkey tonk last night.
rumplemints, check rumplemints
we drank rumplemints last night and got honkey tonked
a phrase that has nothing to do with STD's,it is a phrase used to describe a country style
when i go to texas, everyone down there is so honkey tonk, i bought a pair of honkey tonk boots and a honkey tonk hat.
the sound a white man makes when he is hit over the head with ball bat.
"Damn Tyrone, did you hear the sound that cracker made when I hit him with dat ball bat."
Spanish spoken with a thick Southern accent.
"The landscaper couldn't understand Cletus' honkey tonk."