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Hooper Hooper

A basketball player who is better than average people that just hoops.

1) “I’m not a hooper hooper, I’m just a hooper.”

2) “That man broke his ankle, he might be hooper hooper”

Hooper

A person who inserts drugs up their anus to speed up the onset of the desired effects.

Nuriel Dude, I saw your mother sticking something through her anal sphincter.

Ariel Yeah, that's how she takes her Ibuprofen for her chronic carpal tunnel syndrome. She is a hooper going way back.

She asked me if you would be willing to give her a helping hand , she is finding it more difficult with age.

Nuriel Of course I would Ariel, you guys are like family to me (hugs), anytime, just ask.

by Chlorpyrifos May 05, 2016

Hoopered

When a young man gets stupidly drunk and then tries it on with a farmers daughter, gets turned down, but heroically tries again.

DUDE... JOE TOTALLY GOT HOOPERED LAST NIGHT!
YEAH I HEARD ANNA SAID SHE AINT NO REBOUND?

by Serbian-kid February 24, 2009

Hooper

A good basketball player

Jason Kidd is a Hooper because he can put up a triple double any given night.

by LD_707 May 15, 2007

Hoopering

“Hoopering” is the act of “liking”, thumbing up, or “hearting” one’s own posts on social media. It is akin to high-fiving oneself after masturbating.

That douche canoe is always Hoopering his own posts to make them appear to have more support than they actually do.

by M3Me October 02, 2018

Hooper

A small blonde with a huge ass, big tits and juicy lips. Her ass is so big that you can’t look away. Sadly has a boyfriend.

Wow look at her ass in that prom dress. What a hooper!

by a1213 June 09, 2021

Hooper

A prosperous word for old cheese.

The girl stank even worse after eating hooper.

by A???? April 14, 2006