Country Dictionary

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Hootie and the blowfish

An act where the person giving the blowjob puffs out their cheeks for the duration of the blowjob while the receiving person sits perched like an owl

My cheeks sore from last night I gave a guy the Hootie and the blowfish.

by HATBF January 23, 2014

hootie and the blowfish

Band from the mid-nineties that signaled the beginning of the end for alternative music.

Have you heard the new hootie and the blowfish album? Wow! They really suck!

by c_anderson February 01, 2006

hootie and the blowfish

one of the best bands of the mid 90's. sang song such as
only wanna be with you
time
only lonely
hold my hand
i go blind
tuckers town
old man and me

Hootie and the blowfish are the best band ever

by Guinea Pig April 03, 2005

Hootie and the Blowfish

the 'ORIGINAL' Pearl Jam

then came The Crash Test Dummies

then came Pearl Jam (who names thei band after cum?)

Pearl Jam are cum gargling faggots.

hooty and the blowfish

The mystical area between the scrodum and the anus on a male.

Bro, I have to go clean my hooty and the blowfish.

Hootie Blowfish

a. One who tries to hide their inability to dance by simply gyrating their body uncoordinatedly in every which direction, often in repetition of the same few moves and never in time with the music. This not only embarrasses them, but is a health hazard to all around them.

b. band Hootie and the Blowfish

My dad is a hootie blowfish from way back. He single handedly brought about the death of disco.

by C-Dawg (no, really) July 13, 2006