A fork of Rural Dictionary
zoomer slang for aggressive animal sex, often used by males who are fond of Stumble Guys and bestiality.
“Hey bro, wanna hop on stumble guys later?”
“Sure, I just have to lubricate my dog Kelly first”
Very rough sex with two or more gay leprechauns all being vegans with liquid gold as lubricant and preformed in a pot of gold. Both of who ages added up to 30 yrs old.
Hop on stumble guys is defined as this