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Hot Cross Bunning

'Hot Cross Bunning' is a sex act in which two gentlemen simultaneously ejaculate across a lady at perpendicular angles (an X shape).

The aim is to make the lady resemble the traditional Christian Easter snack, the Hot Cross Bun. Aesthetically this works best across the buttocks.
A subsequent sprinkling of raisins or currants is optional but encouraged.

We celebrated the end of Lent with a spot of Hot Cross Bunning

by rufusdeedre April 21, 2011

Hot Cross Buns

The song that you fart when you stick a flute up your ass.

I stuck a flute up my ass, now I can play Hot Cross Buns proper.

by thekiddictionary February 11, 2017

Hot Cross Buns

When a gay guy farts on another gay guy's dick during anal coitus

When my boyfriend hot cross buns me, my dick gets so hot that I cum in his asshole.

by Aytan Goodman May 14, 2012

Hot Cross Buns

1.Another term for Fire crotch in which a woman or man has red hair in their pubic region.

2.A forest fire of the groin.

Girl: I wonder if Dan has hot cross buns to match that red fro on his head.

Other Girl: Do I even know you?

by KerriKerriCloudFace August 03, 2008

Hot crossed buns

The sexual act of coming on a females ass and then having another female eat it Hence "Hot CROSSED buns"

Jimmy gave lisa hot crossed buns and tina topped it off

by Mikestehlamest February 09, 2010

Hot Cross Buns

When two men fornicate, facing one another, with each man's dick curling past the other and into the anus. (Requires very long penises)

Rob: I don't wanna do you from behind any more, John.
John: Oh ok, lets do hot cross buns instead.
Rob: Sweet.

by Rylegh December 11, 2009